|Saturday, July 17th, 2010|
|Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008|
PAPA AL'S BACK 4 1 MOR TIME
BUSTIN FRESH RITHMS AN FUNKIE ASS RIMES
AL IS TEH POLICE AN UR POOSY IS TEH CRIMES
UR ASS IS A CORONA AN MY WEINER IS TEH LIME
WHETHR UR IN GARBAG BAGS OR PVC & LASE
U CAN COM BAK 2 PAPA AL'S PLASE
SLOW DOWN BICH DONT MAKE ME CHASE
U KNOW U WANT TEH DINGALING FLOPIN IN UR FACE
MY RAPINS LIK A CLOCK WIT TEH TIK AND TEH TOCK
GUES WAHT TAHT RIMES WITH TEH ANSWAR IS COCK
AN TAHTS WHAT U R FEELIN WHEN UR RIDIN ON MY JOCK
AND ITS WHAT IM SHOOTIN ON UR BACK AN WIPIN ON A SOCK
AL WIL GIV IT TO U IM A BLACK BELT IN TEH HUMP
AL WIL RUB UR BOOBIES LIK IM LOOKIN 4 A LUMP
AL WIL NOT DESCRIMANETE BECUS U R TEH PLUMP
OK IM DONE SO BRB I GOTA TAKE A DUMP
|Sunday, March 18th, 2007|
|Monday, December 19th, 2005|
|Sunday, March 20th, 2005|
JUIS WEN U THAUT IT WAS SAF
TO INTARWEB AT NITE
TEH SPOOKAYMAN CUM S OUT AN
TAEKS A MUTHARFUKKN BITE11!!!!!!!!
|Friday, December 17th, 2004|
HOLAY SHIT THSI ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKXXXXXXXX NO MORE USING TEH METRAOBUSSS AN GETTIN TEH SEAGT IN TEH STICKYSTUFF!!
SEE UUSSSS AT TEH CEMETARYPIKNIK 2005!~
|Tuesday, December 14th, 2004|
WAHT TEH FUCK U LOASY DICKEHISTTERS
WIE TEH FUCK CANT U BUY POPPA AL ONE LOWSEY GODDAMN CH RISXTMASD PRESENT!!!!!!!!//?
AFTAR ALL TAHT I HAV EDUNE FOR U ASS WEL!
- I GAVE U DIK
- I PONCHED U IN TEH KIDNEES WILE STIKKIN IT IN UR BUTTOXS
- I LEVT U CAB FAIR ON TEH NIGHT STAND
- I ONLAY KILLED SOME OV U FOR UR BLOOD
- I DUN TIHNK I GAVE NEONE TEH HIVS
IT IS TEARING ME UIP INSEIEDE TAHT SUM PEEPLE BUY BETTAR PREZENTS FOUR TEHRI DOGGS UND KATS!!!!!!!!111111111
WAHT TEH FUCKS IST GOINGS ON WITHT U PEEPLE!?
|Monday, December 13th, 2004|
SO NOWS TAHT TEH MARRY EXMAS IS CUMING UP FAS TWAHT R U PEEPLE GETTING POPPA AL AS GIFTS?
|Wednesday, December 8th, 2004|
LURK LURK LURK LURK I SEEEEEES UUUUUU!
LURK LURK LURK LURK
|Tuesday, August 31st, 2004|
MANG THSI IS TEH 31 FLAVARS OF QUEER NOT ONLAY IS THSI FUKKAR NOT TEH DARQUECHYLDE BUTT IFFIN HE WARE TEHN HE WOOD PUTT LITTLE BIG AL IN HER COCKHOLSTAR AN SHUTTEN HER UP
|Monday, August 30th, 2004|
|Wednesday, August 11th, 2004|
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGG GOMG G WRF MANG!!!#@!@#@#$!@!#$#@$!#!@$
HOES BITHES ETCE ETC ETC WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUT OV THEE SZENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED TEH REMIXXXX
|Wednesday, July 28th, 2004|
|Monday, July 12th, 2004|
He stepped into the club with a confident flourish of his cape, and a sly grin. "PAPA AL IS HERE BITCHES AND I'M READY TO FUUUUUUCK" said Al, to no one in particular.
"Can I see some ID?" asked the bouncer, flashlight leveled at Al's beady black eyes.
"ID? BITCH WHO YOU THINK I AM BITCH I'M THE AL DON'T YOU KNOW?" protested Al, indignant at the offense. Hands on his hips, he glared at the bouncer, awaiting the apology he believed to be forthcoming. None came. The bouncer, hand extended, insisted on verifying Al's identity.
Al glanced about, ensuring there would be no witnesses, and - POW! - cast a furious Magic Missle at the bouncer. The brilliant flash of the spell briefly lit up the club, allowing Al to see the lifting of countless skirts by the missle's shockwave. "PLUS TWO TO BONER!" he exclaimed, and with a twirl of the cape, he was on his way to the bar.
"LET ME GET A AMARETTO SOUR, BITCH!" called Al to the busty bartender. Wiping the bar with a pair of black lace panties, she paid Al no attention. "BITCH A AMARETTO SOUR BITCH AL IS THIRSTY AND YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE REFRESHMENT", he cried.
The bartender turned, and suddenly burst with recognition. "Oh shit it's The Darquechylde! I'm so sorry Al, I didn't recognize your voice!"
"THAT'S COOL BITCH JUST HIT ME WITH THE AMARETTO ALREADY" said Al. She mixed him his drink, and leaned over the bar, exposing a wealth of cleavage for Al's enjoyment.
"Al, I'm gonna take my break, why don't you come to the stock room and feed me your dark pole?" she asked, eyelashes fluttering. She licked her lips and winked.
"SORRY BITCH AL JUST GOT HERE I GOT MAD FUCKING TO DO AND NOT ENOUGH TIME TO FUCK IN" he told her, adjusting his patent leather codpiece. Across the dancefloor, a trio of bulbous vixens had caught Al's attention, beckoning him to join them.
The bartender choked back tears. "You're so cruel, Al. How can you treat me this way when you know I love you so?"
Al sipped his drink, and turned towards the dancefloor. "NO TIME FOR YOU, BABY. AL'S GOT NOONERS TO PLUG." Ignoring her heartbroken sobs, he slid off into the crowd. The night had only just begun. Nooners would be plugged, oh yes, nooners would be plugged. It was good to be The Darquechylde.
|Friday, April 30th, 2004|
OOOOOOOOOH GOTHIK SURVEY TIEM!!!!!!http://www.livejournal.com/community/alchemy_dc/239822.html?view=1330638
HEER ARE UR ANSERS READY GO":
1. How do you define "goth"?
I DEFANE IT AS ME. THARE IST NO ON GOTHIER
2. Why do you choose to identify yourself as a goth?
PART OV WITCH IS TAHT LIVE IN ROMANIA IS HARD AN DARQUE
3. How do you think the general public perceives goths?
I DUNNO BUTT I CAN TELL U TAHT THARE IS SOMP UBLIC THAT PERSEEVES MY COCK IN THARE BUTTTS AN THEY ARE FEMALE SO I CAN ONLY GIV U TEH STORY OF HALV TEH PUBLICS
4. Where were you five years ago, around the time when the shootings at Columbine happened? Both location (city, etc.) and time of life (high school, college, working, etc.) will be helpful.
5. Did your identification as a goth have any effect on the way you were treated or viewed by the general public following Columbine?
I FELTS TAHT TEH KOLUMBINES WAS TRAGIK AN TAHT IT PROBLYY GIBAN INSPARE A BUNCH OV MRE GOTHIKS ALBUMS SO LIEK I SUHD PROLLY NOT WRITE AN ALBUM ABOUTTIT... BUTT U KNO ITZ HARD TO FIND MORE REASENS TO BE TEH TRAGIK SO SUMTIMES U HAV 2 EMBRAZE TEH POPKULTURE.
6. Do you think the events at Columbine had a significant lasting effect on the way goths are viewed by the general public?
NAYTHING DARQUER AN MOAR EVIL IS GUUD!11
|Tuesday, April 6th, 2004|
1148 IN TEH PMS.
I SEE HOW THSI IS!111111
I CAN BE TEH BRUNT OF UR JOKAES AND I CAN MOCK TEH GOTHIKS WHO TRY TO BE AS COOL AS POPPA AL, BUTT TEH ONE DAY OV TEH YEER WEN IT FUKKIN COUNTS AN NO ONE CAN SAY SHIT.
NOT EVEN SUM NOONER IN TEH BAK ALLEY
HAPPY BERFDAY TO MEEE!!1
HAPPY HERFGT DAY TO MEEEEEEE!11
HAPPY BERDTASH DDASY TO HSI HOLINESS TEH GOTHIKING
HAPPY BETFFHTHALJKSL YU KNO WAT... FUCK U.
TAHKS FOR ANOTHAR YEAR OF GIVING ME SOMETHING TO MOURN ABOUT.
|Wednesday, February 25th, 2004|
SO LEIK WHAT THE FBBUUTFUCKING HELL!?
I DECIDEDDED TO JOIN TEH DARKREMBLINGS KOMMUNITMMSITY THANKAS TO EPRILSSON MISNUS AND POSTAD AN MY DARQUEPOETRY NOT SHOW UPhttp://www.livejournal.com/community/darkramblings/
AS BEING TEH ONE AND ONLAY DARQUECHYLDE I AM USAD TO TEH SENSARSHIP AN PEEPLE GETTING ALL BENT ON THE PROWARS OF MY DEEP BARRY WITE VOISE BUT CUMM TEH FUK ON PEEPLE... YOU DO NOT KNOW GOOD POATRY WEN U SEE IT.
|Tuesday, January 27th, 2004|
PO3TRY 4 U TWANSMALATEEDX:
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|Tuesday, January 20th, 2004|